BY STAFF WRITERS

Is Salesi Funaki the scariest looking dude in the National Rugby League? Damn right, he is!

We’d go even further and suggest he’s the scariest dude in history. To prove it, we’ve made a list of 50 characters less scary than Salesi Funaki.

In no particular order…

1. Kraken
2. Big Foot
3. Chupacabra
4. Patrick Bateman
5. Pennywise
6. Black Shuck
7. Scar
8. Hans Landa
9. Anton Chigurh
10. The shark from Jaws
11. Buffalo Bill
12. Godzilla
13. Cthulhu
14. Jason Voorhees
15. Encantado
16. Hans Gruber
17. Shredder
18. Muldjewangk
19. Chucky
20. Leatherface
21. Darth Vader
22. Kongamato
23. Freddy Krueger
24. Jack Torrance
25. Pinhead
26. Bane
27. Am Fear Liath Mòr
28. Bill ‘The Butcher’ Cutting
29. Doctor Evil
30. Michael Myers
31. Predator
32. Maricoxi
33. Jafar
34. Jigsaw
35. Tatzelwurm
36. Captain Hook
37. Professor Snape
38. The Terminator
39. Ghostface
40. Yacu-mama
41. Norman Bates
42. Scarecrow
43. Kongamato
44. Hannibal Lecter
45. Lord Voldemort
46. Palpatine
47. T-1000
48. Dracula
49. Ivan Drago
50. King Kong