Legendary five-eight Brad Fittler has broken the golden rule of “what happens on tour stays on tour” and in the process ousted himself in one of the more hilariously disturbing stories you could possibly imagine.

While on a Kangaroo Tour in France, Fittler has admitted on The Locker Room podcast that he soiled himself and desperately wanted to leave the field but coach Bob Fulton had other ideas.

“I shit me’ pants in France. The trainer come on I said mate can you speak to the coach and let them know,” Fittler said.

“Bob Fulton was up in the coaching box with some of the players that weren’t playing.

“They got the message and I saw them all laughing their heads off and they said “No he has to stay on””.

Fittler also spilled the beans on fellow Kangaroo and new Queensland coach Kevin Walters.

“Kevie Walters and I got on real well. We most probably both indulged too much on tour.

“When 1994 Kangaroo tour came round I said to the coach whatever you do don’t put me with Kevin Walters I want to play.”