BY CURTIS WOODWARD

@woodward_curtis

1. Why do you get a point for missing a goal?

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2. What’s with all the fisting?

Teaching the Chinese media how to handball… @AFL #china #AFLSunsPower pic.twitter.com/CPvX0EjklZ

— Nat Edwards (@Nat_Edwards) May 11, 2017

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3. Why is it play on when you lose the ball?

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4. Why is everyone always “up and about?” 

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5. Why are your referees called umpires?

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6. Why do you pick an Australian team when you have nobody to play?

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7. Who stole the sleeves off your jerseys?

@_jenleclair 's first Grand Final Day with Fat Norda-Melbun Bono. #afl #grandfinal #footy http://t.co/PqVvzIctMd pic.twitter.com/MHOH9jR7q0

— Nick Papadakis 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@pappy182) September 27, 2014

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8. How did you come up with such scary mascots like the ‘Swans’ and ‘Cats’?

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9. Where’s your State of Origin?

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10. Why do you get four points for a win but six points for a goal?

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11. You can tackle but you can’t push someone in the back?

Mingyu… that one kid who pushes you for taking his spotpic.twitter.com/29rM6SHuIS

— dale (@WONderWOOrld) June 24, 2017

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12. What’s a melee?

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13. Why DON’T you have cheerleaders?

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14. Why do you bounce the ball when you run?

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15. Why does NRL keep outrating AFL on television?

https://twitter.com/Booze__Hound/status/856829127860539392

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16. What does “rubbed out” mean?

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17. Why is your ball red?

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18. Why is YOUR field round?

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19. What’s with the racism?

.@Adelaide_FC is 'disappointed and disgusted' after a banana was thrown at Eddie Betts by a @PAFC fan. #TenNewshttps://t.co/Q583woq7Xj

— 10 News First (@10NewsFirst) August 21, 2016

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